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07 January 2010 @ 03:11 pm
Anybody watch "Apocalypse Man" on the History Channel?

Gah, what rubbish. Let me count the ways:

- His first two bits of advice are "get to a major population center" and "find the hospital."

- He engages in some outrageously risky behavior when it comes to getting from point A to point B. Using a pry bar as a grappling hook and then swinging wildly from the rope. Free climbing building walls to make entry. At one point, he's in a bathroom with a window. Instead of walking around the toilet, he makes a huge leap over it. Standard Bear Grylls b.s. - makes for good TV but very foolish in the real world.

- He states that climbing down the cables of an elevator shaft is safer than leaving through the entrance you came in.

- He uses his shoulder to break down a door, while holding a prybar in one hand.

I'll say there are a few useful tidbits in the show; he showcases the battery + steel wool trick for starting a fire, and he suggests you not eat food out of bent, bulging, or rusted cans, but other than that the show was just a big, steaming pile of fail.
 
 
05 January 2010 @ 11:25 am
Hey guys, what happened to this scenario?
http://community.livejournal.com/zombie_survival/tag/baton+rouge+scenario

I really enjoyed following this, then it never came back. =(
 
 
04 January 2010 @ 07:54 pm
I personally don't have anything to do with this.. I was just on craigslist and came across this. I'm pretty damn excited about it.

"Attn: Zombies of All Ages! Join the NOLA Zombie Walk!

Zombie Walks are the new underground events in major cities. NOLA needs to get in on this! We are hoping to organize NOLA's first Zombie Walk for the 2010 Mardi Gras and we need as many zombie's as possible to participate. Interested in joining the undead for a spectacular night? Email NOLAzombiewalk@gmail.com and get in on the action!"

Here's the link: http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grp/1530333920.html

I hope this works out. :):):)

EDIT: I sent an email to that address and got this:

Welcome Zombies of all ages! The NOLA Zombie Walk is scheduled for Lundi Gras - Monday, Feb. 15th, 2010. Details:

6:30pm: Zombies gather in front of the Imax Theater (on the river side) by the Aquarium of the Americas.
6:45pm: Lurch Begins!

Route: From Imax -> St. Peter St. (via Woldenberg Park) -> Royal St. (passing through Jackson Square) -> Canal Street -> Imax.
 
 
04 January 2010 @ 12:24 pm
I think they should have left out the adoring fans and made this a pure survival horror musical, but A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead. is a pretty good mashup (2 1/2 minute promo). Hey, is there a survival horror musical genre yet? Zombopera? Maybe this is the next big thing.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
04 January 2010 @ 12:45 am
http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=13491
 
 
Current Music: Hell Yeah - Alcohaulin' Ass
 
 
03 January 2010 @ 10:06 pm
Pin-up girls and zombies are both awesome, and together they get even better.

http://www.myzombiepinup.com/

I want the calendar so bad, it looks amazing.
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30 December 2009 @ 12:18 pm
I was surfing the net and ran across this site, a list of  "Essential Gear to Survive a Zombie Attack."  Most of these are great idea's, and some of them I'm wondering why even bother.

Some of the items, which are invaluable during a Zack attack:
  • the Bump Key Set, (which directs you to a site that sells lock picks, interesting in its own right.)  Essentially its a master key for, lets say Master lock,  and can open almost any locked door or lock attached to a door made by Master lock. Of course, if you have a hoard slowly shambling or running towards you at break neck speeds 50 yards away, its not recommended that you stop and find the right key to break in.   
  • Personal GPS locator - which is good if other survivors have a GPS locator and can come or are willing to come to your help.
  • Walkie talkie headsets - The potential for a zombie to grab a hold onto the walkie talkie headsets is minor but still there, but with a few minor adjustments certainly better than the hand held walkie talkie's
  • Lightweight  Soft Case First Aid kit - enough said, right?
  • ATAC Storm boots - definitely a good idea. Tennis shoes and flip flops are an invitation to disaster.
  • Life Gear Survival Backpack (Bug Out Bag) - Everyone should have one but this bag includes some things I wouldn't have thought of: a respirator mask in case of airborne toxins, or infections.
  • Neck protector - while invaluable, I would be hesitant to recommend this because of the possible restriction in head movement .  You need to be able to constantly check your surroundings and this might hamper that ability.  

The others while funny (sunglasses, zombie brain gelatin mold, an Mp3 from a band, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, a fridge magnet) and helpful like the titanium cricket bat, ballistic groin protector, crowbar, electric chainsaw, 4" hatchet, and full face helmet. I, personally, would hesitate to include any of these on any list. 

Something to think about.  
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
28 December 2009 @ 08:22 am


Blackest Night vs. Marvel Zombies: Who do you think would win?
 
 
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: exanimate
Current Music: Law & Order
 
 
26 December 2009 @ 07:48 am

Zombie Austen author moves on to

Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter

Author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies lands major deal for presidential biography with added bloodsucking

See full story here.